Chicken With Teeth

Let me tell you something weird and wonderful:
Lately, I’ve been walking around with a mantra that makes absolutely no logical sense—and yet, it speaks to every cell in my body.
“I’m like a chicken with teeth.”

Absurd?
Yup.
But also—kinda perfect.

Because you weren’t built to blend in.
You weren’t meant to conform.
You were born to disrupt, to question, to crack open the old programming with every peck and squawk.

And when that old bullsh*t tries to tell you you’re too weird, too much, or too far gone—just smile and show ’em your teeth.

This is your reminder:
Your weird is your weapon.
Your power is in your authenticity.
And your path to peace?
It’s paved in unapologetic self-love and a whole lot of Truth Biscuits.

If you’re wondering how to start living like the beautifully bizarre badass you are… you already have what you need:
→ The revolutionary Holistic Scaffolding™ technology
→ The raw, real stories inside Fed Up, Not F*cked Up
→ And powerful Wisdom Wands that chip away at your conditioning…

You’re not too much.
You’re just a chicken with f*cking teeth.

You weren’t born to play by their rules.
You were born to recode the whole damn system.

So quit dulling your weird to fit into a cage you were never meant to live in.
Show your teeth. Ruffle feathers. Peck holes in the matrix.

The old you played it safe.
The new you?
She’s got claws, a mission, and zero f*cks left to give.

I love all you people!

Love and ((HUGS)),

Laura