Last Updated on July 20, 2025 by admin
Tea and a Truth Biscuit: Cultural Hypnosis (Yep, You’ve Been Brainwashed)
Let’s get real. You didn’t choose your beliefs about happiness, purpose, or success—they were uploaded into your system like a glitchy-ass software update you never agreed to.
From the moment you popped out into this world, you were handed a well-worn script:
Be happy. Avoid pain. Perform for love. Consume. Fit in to belong.
Freud told us we’re wired for pleasure.
Skinner preached about avoiding pain.
And Madison Avenue?
They screamed: BUY sh*t, look hot, and for the love of capitalism, don’t let anyone know you’re suffering.
And you—brilliant, sensitive, curious you—absorbed it all.
You became the Programmed You, doing her best to live by rules she never f*cking wrote.
So here you are—checking all the boxes, living the “good life,” and still feeling like something’s missing.
Maybe you’re married (or divorced), you’ve got the house, the career, the green juice… hell, maybe even the matching luggage—and still, deep down, you feel empty.
Why?
Because you were hypnotized.
Sold a version of happiness that’s more Botox and beige than bold and badass.
Media told you:
Your worth = your weight, your work ethic, your bank account, and how “f*ckable” you look on Instagram.
Don’t have a hot partner, a six-pack, or a Bali highlight reel with passive income rolling in while you sip matcha on a rooftop?
You must be doing life wrong.
And when life hurts?
Don’t process it—f*ck no!
Pop a pill.
Swipe right.
Add to cart.
Just. Don’t. Feel.
Pain became taboo. An inconvenience.
Proof you failed.
So we numb out, slap on a filter, and pretend we’re fine when we’re absolutely not.
But underneath all that pretending?
There’s a part of you whispering, “This isn’t it.”
That whisper?
That’s your True Self trying to shake you awake.
If you’re reading this, chances are you’ve already had that “WTF is this life?” moment—or it’s knocking at your door.
That, my friend, is your wake-up call.
It’s time to break the f*cking trance.
Because true happiness?
It’s not about chasing or buying more sht.
It’s about burning the bullsh*t script and rewriting a life that actually feels like yours.
So ask yourself:
What do I really want?
And am I finally willing to feel everything to get there?
You don’t need to buy, fix, or perform one more damn thing.
You just need to wake up—and use a system like Holistic Scaffolding™ to finally unpack the bullsht*, come home to your True Self, and start living life by you, for YOU.
Welcome to the revolution,
